the tortured 2026 department calendar
and the years passed like scenes of a show. The professor said to *make* what you know -- and I know how to put as many easter eggs in one calendar as possible.
✦ January 2026 - December 2026
✦ 11" x 8.5"
✦ 12-month horizontal orientation
✦ Punched holes for easy hanging
✦ Includes monthly themed designs, album release dates (along with regular federal holidays), etc!
✅ for best results: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. tumble dry on low/medium heat or hang to dry.
🛑 do not iron, dryclean or bleach. harsh chemicals like bleach/vinegar/fabric softener may damage the design.
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